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• Narrator: Dateline: Springfield. With prohibition back in force, sobriety's peaceful slogan was shattered by its noisy neighbor, the Speakeasy.
  -- "The Untouchables" meets "The Simpsons, "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
  Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!...
• Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
  Homer: Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother....
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Alcohol prohibition didn't work; drug prohibition doesn't work
  gun prohibition won't work. -- Clayton E. Cramer, optilink!crame...
• I've thought about what you've said, honey, and I've decided to quit.
  -- Homer, ending the "beer baron" charade after it literally blows up in his face, "Homer vs....
• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• The country couldn't run without Prohibition. That is the industrial fact. -- Henry Ford, 1929
• Alcohol still kills more people every year than all `illegal' drugs put together, and Prohibition only made it worse.
  Oppose the War On Some Drugs! -- Eric S. Raymond...