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• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
  Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind bars....
• Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
  Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Tony: [clearing his throat] Greetings, Homer. Home
  Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia? [walks away] Tony...
• Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple.
  Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?...
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
  Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool....