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• Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, expired ham. [scribbles over the expiry date] Oh, this time I have gone to far.
  No, no one will fall for -- Homer: Woo hoo! Cheap meat!...
• Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
• Saddam eats his Kurd
• Homer: Come on, Maggie. Nummy-nummy-num! Maggie: [refuses to eat her baby food] Home
  Aaaaahhh... [eats some to demonstrate] Mmm....
• Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you.
• There is more simplicity in a man who eats caviar on impulse than in a man who eats Grapenuts on principle.
  -- G.K. Chesterto...
• There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grap-Nuts on principle.
  -- G.K. Chesterto...
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• Homer: [fearfully] Marge? Kids? Everything's going to be just fine.
  No go upstairs, and pack your bags...we're going to start a new life....