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• Bart: How'd you know that thing would work? Joh
  Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus....
• Bart: Hey, where'd that cool creepy Santa come from?
  John: Japan. Except over there they call him "Annual Gift Man" and he lives on the moon....
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
  HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• No refunds, force majeure, read the back of your tickets. -- Bart, "Homer's Phobia
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....