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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Look, Bart! It's Santa Claus! [robot fires two missiles, which makes reindeer back-up] Ba
  Woah, it's Santa all right. And he is kicking ass! -- "Homer's Phobia...
• Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money? John: Boy howdy!
  Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's full of valuable worthless crap....
• Bart: How'd you know that thing would work? Joh
  Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus....
• Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
  HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Bart: Hey Dad, look what I got! [points the gun to him] Zzap!
  Zzap! [Homer looks worriedly at Bart] Zzap!...
• John: Did he say where they were going? Lisa: No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it.
  John: Deer? Ha! Not around here. They all migrated north when the state park converted to Astroturf....