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• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Homer: Look, Bart! It's Santa Claus! [robot fires two missiles, which makes reindeer back-up] Ba
  Woah, it's Santa all right. And he is kicking ass! -- "Homer's Phobia...
• Bart: What am I supposed to do here? Homer: Nothing.
  Just sit. I'll be back. [walks away, revealing a giant "Laramie Slims" billboard, featuring a girl in lingerie having a pillow fight with another girl in a skimpy shirt and panties] [time passess....
• Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name, fella?
  Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this mill....
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until _that_ man is gone!
  Bart: Oh, Dad! You are the living end!...
• Marge: I got tickets to the opera tonight. Hurry up, get dressed, it starts at eight.
  Bart: [whining] Oh, Mom, not tonight... Homer: Come on, Bart....
• John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
  Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge...
• Homer: You know, Bart, maybe it's the concussion talking, but any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.
  Bart; Huh? Lisa: [whispering] He thinks you're gay....