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• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that! -- Homer's value of children, "Homer's Phobia
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart. Ba
  You guys going to teach me to drive? Moe: [to Barney] Oh, yeah, let a twinkle-toes drive Betsy....
• Homer: Marge, the boy was wearing a hawaiian shirt.
  Marge: So? Homer: There's only two kind of guys who wear those shi...
• Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
  Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....
• Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
  Homer: Marge, I'm only human. Principal Charming...
• Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh.
  .. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow...
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...