Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart.
Bart: You guys going to teach me to drive?
Moe: [to Barney] Oh, yeah, let a twinkle-toes drive Betsy. Right.
Homer: [chuckling nervously] No, boy. You can't drive. You're only
ten. You're going hunting.
Moe: You ever been hunting before, there, Barty?
Bart: Nope. Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the
woods... seems kinda gay.
[awkward silence]
Homer: That is a *very* immature attitude, young man.
-- You tell him, Homer, "Homer's Phobia"
Bart: You guys going to teach me to drive?
Moe: [to Barney] Oh, yeah, let a twinkle-toes drive Betsy. Right.
Homer: [chuckling nervously] No, boy. You can't drive. You're only
ten. You're going hunting.
Moe: You ever been hunting before, there, Barty?
Bart: Nope. Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the
woods... seems kinda gay.
[awkward silence]
Homer: That is a *very* immature attitude, young man.
-- You tell him, Homer, "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today.... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that
movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy".... - Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any
more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children.... - Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something
happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers.... - Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.
Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me.... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
