Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work
the other night in bed!
[everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested]
Moe: So something wasn't working in bed, huh? Heh heh heh.
Homer: No, that's not what I meant! Marge and I always talk things
over in bed. Like the other night we were fighting about
money.
Skinner: Ooh, a fight!
Moe: Trouble in paradise, huh? Heh heh heh.
Homer: I was telling Marge we could save some money if she only dyed
her hair once a month.
Edna: [gasps] Marge dyes her hair?
Homer: Oh, yeah. She's been as grey as a mule since she was
seventeen.
-- Her name wasn't Brian McGee, however,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
the other night in bed!
[everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested]
Moe: So something wasn't working in bed, huh? Heh heh heh.
Homer: No, that's not what I meant! Marge and I always talk things
over in bed. Like the other night we were fighting about
money.
Skinner: Ooh, a fight!
Moe: Trouble in paradise, huh? Heh heh heh.
Homer: I was telling Marge we could save some money if she only dyed
her hair once a month.
Edna: [gasps] Marge dyes her hair?
Homer: Oh, yeah. She's been as grey as a mule since she was
seventeen.
-- Her name wasn't Brian McGee, however,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it.... - Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it.
And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath... - Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump!
Home
It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed.... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Home
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge... - Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home... - Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
.. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom.... - Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?... - Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
