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• John: Did he say where they were going? Lisa: No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it.
  John: Deer? Ha! Not around here. They all migrated north when the state park converted to Astroturf....
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....
• I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert.
  Store-bought snack cakes -- both kinds....
• Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
  [caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....
• John: Oh, the color scheme and the rabbit ears! And the two point three children, I mean, where's the Hi-C?
  Lisa: [walking in, holding a tray] Hi-C and fluffernutters!...
• Burns: Smithers, what are you doing up here? Home
  And what are you doing with this ball, and all those other balls?...
• Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil.
  [Barney, the mysterious person, lays a flower down beside the plant and belches] -- "Homer vs....
• Homer: [to John] Yyyou! I should've known! John: Well, good morning, sunshine.
  Marge: Homer! John brought us cactus candy! Home...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....