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• Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible secret from your past.
  Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom....
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
  Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
  Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the gas_ bill?...
• Homer: Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth!
  Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her! Home...
• Homer: [to John] Yyyou! I should've known! John: Well, good morning, sunshine.
  Marge: Homer! John brought us cactus candy! Home...
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
• Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
  Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....