John: Did He Say Where They Were Going? Lisa: No. They Were Just Going To Find A Deer And Make Bart Shoot It.

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John: Did he say where they were going?
Lisa: No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it.
John: Deer? Ha! Not around here. They all migrated north when the
state park converted to Astroturf.
-- "Homer's Phobia"