Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll
have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay
_the gas_ bill? I mean, what would your Grandma say?
Marge: I'm sure she'd be proud that her descendants had piping hot tap
water and plenty of warm, dry underwear.
Homer: That is so true.
-- Dry underwears: this century's greatest achievement,
"Homer's Phobia"
have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay
_the gas_ bill? I mean, what would your Grandma say?
Marge: I'm sure she'd be proud that her descendants had piping hot tap
water and plenty of warm, dry underwear.
Homer: That is so true.
-- Dry underwears: this century's greatest achievement,
"Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Marge: I have something that I'd like to sell.
John:
Please tell me it's your hair. Marge: [flattered, giggles]... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on,
my life as I knew it was over. Kent: [on... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge!
Nigel: [with consternation] Oh,
yes...Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer... - Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure... - Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully.
Marge:
[bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge...
