Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. -- what's her
name?
Marge: Krabappel?
Lisa: Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.
Marge: [gasps] Oh, my goodness!
Homer: Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been
calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've
been making an idiot out of myself! [runs out of the room]
-- Right conclusion, wrong reason,
"Grade School Confidential"
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. -- what's her
name?
Marge: Krabappel?
Lisa: Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.
Marge: [gasps] Oh, my goodness!
Homer: Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been
calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've
been making an idiot out of myself! [runs out of the room]
-- Right conclusion, wrong reason,
"Grade School Confidential"
Related:
- Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet
making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby
looked at me
Wiggum: The baby looked at you? [picks up phone]... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Skinner: Edna!
Krabappel: Seymour.
Skinner: Mind if I sit down
Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't... - Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it
Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of... - Krabappel: Hi, Bart.
Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh
Mrs. K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers...
