Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. -- what's her
name?
Marge: Krabappel?
Lisa: Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.
Marge: [gasps] Oh, my goodness!
Homer: Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been
calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've
been making an idiot out of myself! [runs out of the room]
-- Right conclusion, wrong reason,
"Grade School Confidential"
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. -- what's her
name?
Marge: Krabappel?
Lisa: Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.
Marge: [gasps] Oh, my goodness!
Homer: Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been
calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've
been making an idiot out of myself! [runs out of the room]
-- Right conclusion, wrong reason,
"Grade School Confidential"
Related:
- Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet
making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby
looked at me.
Wiggum: The baby looked at you? [picks up phone]... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Skinner: Edna!
Krabappel: Seymour.
Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't... - Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of... - Krabappel: Hi, Bart.
Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh,
Mrs. K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers...
From the same category:
- Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
Marge: Your father's ...
resting. Bart: Resting hung over? Resting got fired... - You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson
himself is known or suspected to have caused last month.
And our output level is just as high as during Simpson's... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts,
the wrestling match of the century! -- Announcer... - Lisa: Hey, Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years,
man will have another finger. [shows an artist's conception...
