George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World
Whatnot". [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new
guy.
Bart: [in the style of Dennis the Menace] Hello, Mr. Bush!
Barbara: George, this is a neighborhood boy, Bart Simpson. He came over
to say hi.
George: [unimpressed] Hello.
Bart: Hi. Hey, what's this?
George: My electric card shuffler. Don't go near that --
[Bart plays with it, and cards fly]
Now, I _told_ you...oh, those cards are from Air Force One, and
they only give you so many packs!
Barbara: Oh, George, boys will be boys. Bart's just being friendly.
Why don't you get off that sofa and show Bart your photos?
George: Oh, but he'll gunk 'em all up. His hands are probably covered
with mud and cookies.
[Bart shows his clean hands]
Oh, he probably stole a napkin.
-- No student of Occam, Bush, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Whatnot". [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new
guy.
Bart: [in the style of Dennis the Menace] Hello, Mr. Bush!
Barbara: George, this is a neighborhood boy, Bart Simpson. He came over
to say hi.
George: [unimpressed] Hello.
Bart: Hi. Hey, what's this?
George: My electric card shuffler. Don't go near that --
[Bart plays with it, and cards fly]
Now, I _told_ you...oh, those cards are from Air Force One, and
they only give you so many packs!
Barbara: Oh, George, boys will be boys. Bart's just being friendly.
Why don't you get off that sofa and show Bart your photos?
George: Oh, but he'll gunk 'em all up. His hands are probably covered
with mud and cookies.
[Bart shows his clean hands]
Oh, he probably stole a napkin.
-- No student of Occam, Bush, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Related:
- Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush!
Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's... - Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed.
George:
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those... - Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points... - Bart: Who's that, George?
George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er... - Bart: Hey, where's your candy?
George: We don't have any.
Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat... - George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one
term,
there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Maude: What brings you to Springfield?
Barbara: Well,
George and I just wanted to be private citizens again... - Barbara: It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt
this neighborhood brought out the worst in him,
and -- [Bush honks his horn impatiently]...
