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• Herman: See, it's a miniature version of the A-Bomb.
  The government built it in the fifties to drop on beatniks....
• Homer: OK, men, it's time to clean up this town! Skinne
  Meaning what, exactly? Homer: You know, push people around, make ourselves feel big....
• Homer: {OK, we've got the secret vigilante handshake.
  Now we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball....
• Quimby: I guess we're not going to find anything. Otto
  Um, how are we going to get out of here? Homer: We'll dig our way out!...
• Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk! -- Homer Simpson Homer the Vigilante
• Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
  Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes....
• Homer: Hey, you! Where did you get that saxophone?
  Student: [pause] Sears. Homer: Get him! -- Mistaken identity, "Homer the Vigilante...
• a laser hits Jasper in the eyes] Jasper: Oh!...my cataracts are gone.
  I can see again! All the beauty of na -- [Another laser hits him in the eyes] I'm blind....
• Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?} Marge: {Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
  } Homer: {Curse you, magic beans!} Marge: {Oh, stop blaming the beans.} -- "Homer the Vigilante...