Homer: Hey, you! Where did you get that saxophone?
Student: [pause] Sears.
Homer: Get him!
-- Mistaken identity, "Homer the Vigilante"
Student: [pause] Sears.
Homer: Get him!
-- Mistaken identity, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Homer... - Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd!
Marge: Homer,
that isn't very nice. Homer: Marge, try to understand... - Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?}
Marge: {Homer,
tell your child what you bought when I sent you to... - Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
The kids can call you Ho-Ju! Bart: [appropriate pause]... - Marge: Homer! Will you get that crazy box of off the dinner table?
It came from the dump. Homer: But Marge, I'm obsessed... - Well, Mr. Cat Burglar, you'd like to get in here, wouldn't you?
There's just one little problem: 36 years ago, some... - Homer: That Timmy is a real hero!
Lisa: How do you mean,
Dad? Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't... - Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present?
Homer: D'oh!
I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you... - Homer: Hey, how'd you get in here?
Man: Oh, your door wasn't locked in any serious way.
Homer finds a man in his living room, "Homer vs...
