Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer.
Ned: Well, we all changed our minds.
Wiggum: Yeah, now we love the house.
Marge: What about the sleaze and the depravity?
Helen: It was a very convincing song, Marge!
Skinner: Mm-hm, there were kicks and everything.
Marge: Oh. Can you sing it again?
Ned: I'm sorry, it really was one of those spur-of-the-moment type
things.
-- Did they lie to you through song? "Bart After Dark"
Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer.
Ned: Well, we all changed our minds.
Wiggum: Yeah, now we love the house.
Marge: What about the sleaze and the depravity?
Helen: It was a very convincing song, Marge!
Skinner: Mm-hm, there were kicks and everything.
Marge: Oh. Can you sing it again?
Ned: I'm sorry, it really was one of those spur-of-the-moment type
things.
-- Did they lie to you through song? "Bart After Dark"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing.
[flaming arrow pass by her head]
Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
[clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who
gives those sermons at church?
Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society... - Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour.
Homer: An hour?
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid...
From the same category:
- Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, ... - MONO = ONE
RAIL = RAIL
-- Lesson at the Lanley Institute of Monorail
Conducting,
"Marge vs. the... - These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-
Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse... - Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone?
it's making crazy noises. Nerd 2: [contemptuously]... - Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and
Goldie Hawn;
you wouldn't shut them away like second-class ...
