Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize
I was largely aware, I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our
beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.
-- Mayor "Diamond Joe" Quimby, "Bart After Dark"
I was largely aware, I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our
beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.
-- Mayor "Diamond Joe" Quimby, "Bart After Dark"
Related:
- This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town
since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently... - Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested
by bears.
Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average... - Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mean,
just yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots... - Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather.
Van Houten:
Uh, how many of you have a house? [children... - Lisa: [to cab driver] Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby,
right? Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this... - I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history
of Springfield!
Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an... - Ever since I called for the rescue of that Simpson lad,
I have taken a lot of heat. So, I am flip-flopping... - Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes... - Marge: Uh... sorry.
Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next...
