Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes.
Skinner: [appearing from being Rev. Lovejoy] That's true, but I was
only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.
-- Suuuuuuure, "Bart After Dark"
Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes.
Skinner: [appearing from being Rev. Lovejoy] That's true, but I was
only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.
-- Suuuuuuure, "Bart After Dark"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mean,
just yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Marge: Uh... sorry.
Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next... - Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show.
Bart:
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but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Chalmers: [through bullhorn] Skinner, get off of my school.
Skinner: No, you get off of my school. Marge: ... - Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
After much soul-searching I decided it would... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned...
