Marge: What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?
Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would. [sly] So in a
way, you really dropped the ball on this one. This is your mess,
and I'll be damned if I'm going to clean it up.
-- He's got her with his legal mumbo-jumbo,
"Bart After Dark"
Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would. [sly] So in a
way, you really dropped the ball on this one. This is your mess,
and I'll be damned if I'm going to clean it up.
-- He's got her with his legal mumbo-jumbo,
"Bart After Dark"
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