TV: ... and fight and fight and fight...
[screen goes blank]
Bart & Lisa: [screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip!
Homer: Sorry, sorry, my fault.
-- Is "Itchy & Scratchy" TV-14? "Bart After Dark"
[screen goes blank]
Bart & Lisa: [screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip!
Homer: Sorry, sorry, my fault.
-- Is "Itchy & Scratchy" TV-14? "Bart After Dark"
Related:
- TV sucks.
-- Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Homer: Aw, I need a hug.
[everyone pauses,
then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated... - Homer: There's peas in my fruit cobbler!
Lisa: There's peas <everywhere>!
The infamous TV dinners, "Itchy and Scratchy and... - Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing... - Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow]
Lisa:
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake... - Bart: It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy."
Lisa:
We should thank our lucky stars that they're still... - Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz... - Bart: Dad...we've been robbed!
Lisa: Wake up, Dad,
wake up! There was a burglar and he took my ...
