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• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
  Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• Homer: There's peas in my fruit cobbler! Lisa: There's peas &l
  everywhere>! -- The infamous TV dinners, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
  Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively] Mon-ney....
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• Bart: It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy.
  Lisa: We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years....
• Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
  .. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...