Lisa: Dad, Can I Have Some Money To Buy Bart A Birthday Present?

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Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively]
Mon-ney. [hands over a huge wad of bills]
Lisa: [riffles through it] Dad, this is a hundred and ten dollars!
Homer: Oh, sorry. [gives her the entire wallet]
-- Ask, and you shall receive, "Radio Bart"