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• Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
  Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head...
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
• Smithers: Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfa
  you can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback....
• Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
  Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?...
• Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray. [burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts] [opens bathroom doo
  ees someone in the shower] [opens glass shower door] Bu...
• Burns: Here's your caption, boys: "Local hero shuns spotlight and pitches in!
  Smithers: What an angle! [reporters take photos of Burns] [he throws the hardhat down with a grunt and walks away] Lenny...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
• Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
  Smithers: Sir, those aren't -- Burns: Do as I say! -- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud...