Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: Sir, those aren't --
Burns: Do as I say!
-- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud"

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