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• Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
  ..who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't think -- Bu...
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
• Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.
  Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir? Burns: Bobo?...
• Burns: How does he do it, Smithers? Smithers: He's a love machine, sir. -- "Homer's Night Ou
• Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
  Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?...
• Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
  Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head...
• Maggie offers him the bear] Burns: For me? Bobo?
  Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy....
• Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....