Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: Sir, those aren't --
Burns: Do as I say!
-- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud"
Smithers: Sir, those aren't --
Burns: Do as I say!
-- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud"
Related:
- Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What
is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about.... - Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
..who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't think -- Bu... - Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that.... - Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.
Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir? Burns: Bobo?... - Burns: How does he do it, Smithers? Smithers: He's a love machine, sir. -- "Homer's Night Ou
- Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?... - Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head... - Maggie offers him the bear]
Burns: For me? Bobo?
Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy.... - Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow?
Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
