Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk: [surprised] I... I... a divorce?
[resolute] Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it toots! And here's
a picture even _you_ can figure out!
[draws a circle in a rectangle] It's a door! Use it!
Homer: That's a door?
-- This wouldn't have happened if they had played
"Jenga", "A Milhouse Divided"
[everyone gasps]
Kirk: [surprised] I... I... a divorce?
[resolute] Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it toots! And here's
a picture even _you_ can figure out!
[draws a circle in a rectangle] It's a door! Use it!
Homer: That's a door?
-- This wouldn't have happened if they had played
"Jenga", "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had
to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me.... - Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne.... - Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon.... - Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored
with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel.... - Homer: I'd like to file for... divorce.
Clerk: These things happen.
Eight dollars. -- I wonder when she lost her passion for this work, "A Milhouse Divided... - I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. -- Edward Albee
- Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got
over it.
[sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid... - It was a painful divorce--I lost the games!
