Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk: [surprised] I... I... a divorce?
[resolute] Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it toots! And here's
a picture even _you_ can figure out!
[draws a circle in a rectangle] It's a door! Use it!
Homer: That's a door?
-- This wouldn't have happened if they had played
"Jenga", "A Milhouse Divided"
[everyone gasps]
Kirk: [surprised] I... I... a divorce?
[resolute] Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it toots! And here's
a picture even _you_ can figure out!
[draws a circle in a rectangle] It's a door! Use it!
Homer: That's a door?
-- This wouldn't have happened if they had played
"Jenga", "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne:
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It... - Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon... - Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored
with life and deciding to go on the new television program,
Divorce Court. They even agreed to get a divorce,... - Homer: I'd like to file for... divorce.
Clerk: These things happen.
Eight dollars. -- I wonder when she lost her passion... - I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
--
Edward... - Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid,
but he got over it. [sits back to... - It was a painful divorce-
I lost the games...
From the same category:
- Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has
run aground on the central coastline,
spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby... - Lavish attention on me, and entertain me.
-- Maggie's first "words",
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me,
they were laughing <towards> me! -- Homer narrates... - Marge: Beautiful, huh? Homer and I used to come up here on dates.
[Flashback to said date, where Homer brandishes a thick... - Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the
tire,
so why don't I tell you more of the story? -- A tire...
