Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne: Kirk, I don't know what it is.
Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne. You want me to
show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is?
'Cause the cat's going to get it.
Luanne: I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to
Gudger College.
[timer dings]
Kirk: It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see
it?
Luanne: Kirk, you're spitting.
Kirk: Okay, genius, why don't _you_ draw dignity.
[she does so]
[everyone gasps in recognition -- we can't see it, however]
Hibbert: Worthy of Webster's.
-- Next, she'll show us where Springfield is on a map,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Luanne: Kirk, I don't know what it is.
Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne. You want me to
show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is?
'Cause the cat's going to get it.
Luanne: I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to
Gudger College.
[timer dings]
Kirk: It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see
it?
Luanne: Kirk, you're spitting.
Kirk: Okay, genius, why don't _you_ draw dignity.
[she does so]
[everyone gasps in recognition -- we can't see it, however]
Hibbert: Worthy of Webster's.
-- Next, she'll show us where Springfield is on a map,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Kirk: Uh, sorry we're late, but Luanne had to put on her face.
She doesn't want anyone to know she's got no... - Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon... - Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it,
_loves_ it when I fail. Luanne: Oh yes,... - Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well.
[outside,
Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk: [to... - Luanne: From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luanne
Van Houten.
Marge: Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything... - Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going
to have to amputate.
your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right... - Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker...
