Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no!
Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?
Chase: Okay, you heard the lady. Why don't you take it outside, all
right?
Kirk: Uh, I'll be back.
[door closes]
Kirk: [through door] Pro-probably.
-- No Schwartzenegger for ya, "A Milhouse Divided"
Luanne: Ooh, no!
Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?
Chase: Okay, you heard the lady. Why don't you take it outside, all
right?
Kirk: Uh, I'll be back.
[door closes]
Kirk: [through door] Pro-probably.
-- No Schwartzenegger for ya, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne:
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]... - Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well.
[outside,
Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk: [to... - Kirk: Uh, sorry we're late, but Luanne had to put on her face.
She doesn't want anyone to know she's got no... - Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it,
_loves_ it when I fail. Luanne: Oh yes,... - Saavik: "Permission to speak candidly, sir."
Kirk: "Granted."
Saavik:
"I don't believe this was a fair test of my command... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon... - Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker... - Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going
to have to amputate.
your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right...
