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• Homer: I'd like to file for... divorce. Clerk: These things happen.
  Eight dollars. -- I wonder when she lost her passion for this work, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
  -- Oliver Herford...
• Divorce is painful. There's an easy way to save yourself a lot of trouble.
  Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. -- Pat Paulse...
• I would never consider divorce -- but murder...
• It wasn't exactly a divorce -- I was traded. -- Tim Conway
• Those commercials about weight loss you see on television must be true.
  I heard about one lady who lost 187 pounds of ugly fat....
• I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. -- Edward Albee
• Consider that a divorce.
• I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
  What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar....