Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
Homer: Bo-ring.
Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial
impotence...
Homer: Ooh, here we go!
Luanne: ...sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for
sixth with "TableTime" and "Allied Biscuit."
[Marge furtively hides a box of "Allied Biscuit"]
-- The Van Houtens fight at the Simpsons,
"A Milhouse Divided"
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
Homer: Bo-ring.
Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial
impotence...
Homer: Ooh, here we go!
Luanne: ...sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for
sixth with "TableTime" and "Allied Biscuit."
[Marge furtively hides a box of "Allied Biscuit"]
-- The Van Houtens fight at the Simpsons,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Luanne: From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luanne
Van Houten.
Marge: Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything... - Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well.
[outside,
Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk: [to... - Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne:
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It... - Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I... - Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me. ... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]... - Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it,
_loves_ it when I fail. Luanne: Oh yes,... - Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is.
Milhouse! Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse,... - Bart: [leaning out the window] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in
my factory?
Milhouse: You don't a have a factory. Bart: Hey...
