Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is...
Milhouse!
Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive
that inside?
Milhouse: Yes!
Luanne: Okay! Be careful, sweet, sweet treasure!
-- The joys of being a child from a broken home,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Milhouse!
Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive
that inside?
Milhouse: Yes!
Luanne: Okay! Be careful, sweet, sweet treasure!
-- The joys of being a child from a broken home,
"A Milhouse Divided"
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Luanne:
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Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive...
