Homer: You used to be a boxer just like me?
Moe: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid
Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
Homer: [raising dirty pail] Hey, what's this?
Moe: Ah, that, that's my old spit bucket. Yeah, I've been meaning to
empty that out.
-- "The Homer They Fall"
Moe: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid
Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
Homer: [raising dirty pail] Hey, what's this?
Moe: Ah, that, that's my old spit bucket. Yeah, I've been meaning to
empty that out.
-- "The Homer They Fall"
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