Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
-- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall"
-- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- I have a black belt in
haiku... - Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining
System
compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel... - CBG: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote
unquote Ultimate Belt. Salesman: I see. ... - Bart: [all bruised up] Hey, dad.
Homer: Looking good
son. [stops Bart] Hey! What happened to your ... - Lisa: And...action!
Bart: Hello, I'm Bart Simpson
In the past, I've bought you such classic films... - If I had a belt like yours
I could be an Elvis impersonator... - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries
Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men
oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe... - Yes, I WAS wearing my
seat belt...
