Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
-- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall"
-- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- I have a black belt in
haiku... - Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining
System":
compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel... - CBG: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote,
unquote Ultimate Belt. Salesman: I see. ... - Bart: [all bruised up] Hey, dad.
Homer: Looking good,
son. [stops Bart] Hey! What happened to your ... - Lisa: And...action!
Bart: Hello, I'm Bart Simpson.
In the past, I've bought you such classic films... - If I had a belt like yours,
I could be an Elvis impersonator... - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -
oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe... - Yes, I WAS wearing my
seat belt...
From the same category:
- Torture Land"..."Explosion Land"..."Searing Gas Pain Land".
"Unnecessary Surgery Land"...hmm... -- Marge reads... - Bart: I know, the window.
Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's... - Bob: Isn't our system of justice based on the idea that a man can
change?
Wiggum: Uh, have the boys check into that. Bob:... - Marge: Homey! Get in the car!
Lisa: This is where you belong!
Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Bart... - Homer: There's peas in my fruit cobbler!
Lisa: There's peas <everywhere>!
The infamous TV dinners, "Itchy and Scratchy and...
