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• I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
• Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
  -- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall...
• I met Elvis + lived...
• I have a black belt in haiku.
• Timothy: "I, I think that was pretty silly when I had my hair like yours and everything.
  Data: "I have been told that imitation is the highest form of flattery....
• You may be redneck... if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
• I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way, I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with 'elvis is alive'.
  -- Carl Shipley...
• Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
• I had a boyfriend like that once...