Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work
again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote
for me, Senator Ka... Bob Dole.
[applause]
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will
eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
[applause]
-- Pre-electoral speeches, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote
for me, Senator Ka... Bob Dole.
[applause]
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will
eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
[applause]
-- Pre-electoral speeches, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
Related:
- Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President
Clinton?
Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote... - Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.... - Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
-- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens,
"Treehouse of Horror... - Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to
think.
Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. ... - Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of
you.
[pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a... - Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around
Washington,
D.C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except... - Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get
it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal... - Kang: Silence! We are travellers from a certain nearby ringed planet
whose name we'd prefer not to mention.
My name is Kang, and this is my sister Kodos. Kodos... - Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate,
Bob Dole. Kang: Abortions for all. ...
