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• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think.
  Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Dole...
• Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
  .. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Kang: Silence! We are travellers from a certain nearby ringed planet whose name we'd prefer not to mention.
  My name is Kang, and this is my sister Kodos....
• Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
  Kang: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone....