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• Kang: Foolish earthling...totally unprepared for the effects of time travel.
  [aliens laugh, then change into Sherman and Mr....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Kang: Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
  Kodos: Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss....
• Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
  .. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
• Kodos: Here comes something! Kang: Remember the story
  we're newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital. [the donut rolls by as Kang smiles] Oh, Shazbot....
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
  Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
  -- Kodos gives a speech, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....