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• What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
  -- Bob Dole, in some kind of tube, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Wha-wha-wha what's happening? Is it noon already?
  -- Bill Clinton being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
  Kang: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone....
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Bless my Mommy, Daddy, Kitty, Bob Dole and Rush Limbaugh.
• Life is very important to Americans. -- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansa
• Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think.
  Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Dole...