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• Kang [running for President]: Abortions for all! [crowd boos] Very well, Abortions for none!
  [crowd boos] Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others!...
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
  -- Bob Dole, in some kind of tube, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies! [crowd murmurs] You heard me!
  They're alien replicons from beyond the moon!...
• Quimby: The, aw, Zombies that plagued our town are now just corpses rotting in our streets.
  Crowd: [cheers] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• You're proof that abortions can survive.
• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain".
  I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle....