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• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Clinton: Oh, no, am I still here? I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube.
  .. Dole: I am so mad at the Secret Service right now....
• Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
  Kang: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone....
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
  .. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Blackbeard: {[looking at the photo] Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map!
  } Arnold: {You idiot! You can't read.} Blackbeard...
• Conservative: "Civil rights? What are ya, some kind of commie?
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....