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• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs....
• Bless my Mommy, Daddy, Kitty, Bob Dole and Rush Limbaugh.
• A Senator, on the bill to expel Senator Bob Arnold from the Senate
  I'm all for this bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
• I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn't have any.
  -- Senator Robert Dole, in interview on CNBC....
• Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
  Kang: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone....
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• You can't shoot rabbits from a motorboat in Kansas.