Hibbert: But What To Do With Poor Hugo? Too Crazy For Boys Town, Too Much Of A Boy For Crazy Town.

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Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too
much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast. So, we
did the only humane thing.
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a
bucket of fish heads once a week.
Marge: It's saved our marriage.
-- "Treehouse of Horror VII"