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• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Marge: Homey, you've got to stop looking for the quick fix.
  If you keep spending time with Lisa, she'll forgive you....
• Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
  Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....
• Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him] Home
  Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him] Home
  Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...