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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
• Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
  Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....
• Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
  I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
• Marge: I guess we're not going to find anyone. Lisa
  We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?...
• Lisa: Dad, I think you're wrong about that robot trying to be your friend.
  Homer: Lisa! [robot swipes at him with ax] Don't [swipe!...