Burns: Bah, Humbug. Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I Think You'll Find All Life's Problems Just Float Away When You're Flying A Kite.

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Burns: Bah, humbug.
Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just
float away when you're flying a kite. [gives him one]
Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... [watches his
kite] ...oh, look at it fly! Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Look at
me, Smithers.
[dark clouds gather ominously]
I feel practically Superduperfragicalicexpiala-d'oh!
[lightning strikes the kite and shocks Mr. Burns, knocking
him on the ground]
What's this strange sensation in my chest?
Smithers: I think your heart's beating again.
Burns: Oh, that takes me back. God bless you, Shary Bobbins.
-- Always a silver lining,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"

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