Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell
isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast
scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it]
[he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams]
[it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note:
"IOU one brain, signed God"]
[at home, Marge reads the phone book]
Marge: Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers...oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30
minutes or your pizza's free." Hmm.
Bart: I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car.
[Satan Ned appears with a race car]
Ned: Heh heh heh, that can be arranged.
Bart: Changed my mind. Sorry.
[Ned vanishes] Cool!
Marge: Bart! Stop pestering Satan.
[after the trial]
Lizzie: Your Honor, we find that Homer Simpson's soul is legally the
property of Marge Simpson and not of the devil.
Ned: [disappointed] Oh.
Kids: Yay!
[the legions of Hell disappear]
Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win. Here's your
pizza.
Marge: But we _did_ win!
Hutz: That's OK: the box is empty.
-- Some new footage in 1F04 ("Treehouse of Horror IV"),
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast
scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it]
[he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams]
[it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note:
"IOU one brain, signed God"]
[at home, Marge reads the phone book]
Marge: Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers...oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30
minutes or your pizza's free." Hmm.
Bart: I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car.
[Satan Ned appears with a race car]
Ned: Heh heh heh, that can be arranged.
Bart: Changed my mind. Sorry.
[Ned vanishes] Cool!
Marge: Bart! Stop pestering Satan.
[after the trial]
Lizzie: Your Honor, we find that Homer Simpson's soul is legally the
property of Marge Simpson and not of the devil.
Ned: [disappointed] Oh.
Kids: Yay!
[the legions of Hell disappear]
Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win. Here's your
pizza.
Marge: But we _did_ win!
Hutz: That's OK: the box is empty.
-- Some new footage in 1F04 ("Treehouse of Horror IV"),
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
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oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz:... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh.
[sees that it's Lard Lad]
Heh heh.
If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um.... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
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I want every loyal listener to do everything... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't... - I didn't do it.
-- Bart, caught red-handed,
"Bart the... - Skinner: I'm going to punish you for this, Bart -- and it won't just be
a simple caning this time.
Because you have impeded science, you must...
