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• Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
  Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
• Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
  Some *must* be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?...
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn. Home...
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  [warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
• Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because.
  .. Marge: ...we had a fight? Homer: Right, and we don't like the same things....
• Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
  .. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
  .. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
  Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....