Homer: You Know, I Have Been Meaning To Take A Spiritual Journey, And I Would.

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• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  [warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn. Home...
• Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
  Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
• Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
  Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....
• Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace. Home
  Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?...
• Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
  In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  -- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...