Homer: Oh, I Give Up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find Your Soulmate, Homer.

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• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  [warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn. Home...
• Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
  In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
• Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
  .. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
• Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?! [sarcastic] Oh, that's just perfect!
  Homer's desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse-keeping robot....
• Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
  But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking?...
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
  .. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....