Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some *must*
be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?
Homer: Marge, we're missing the chili. Less artsy, more fartsy.
Marge: Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my
face.
Homer: Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun.
Marge: Remember your promise: no drinking.
[they walk apart]
Homer: [sotto voce] Stupor-pooper...
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?
Homer: Marge, we're missing the chili. Less artsy, more fartsy.
Marge: Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my
face.
Homer: Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun.
Marge: Remember your promise: no drinking.
[they walk apart]
Homer: [sotto voce] Stupor-pooper...
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce]... - Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just... - Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
[Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell... - Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last
night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and... - Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge,
ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I... Oh...... - Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise
that you won't have any beer.
Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging... - Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See,
I thought we weren't soulmates because... Marge... - Homer: But how did you find me?
Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot,
because you always say public transportation... - Well, I just fell like filling the house with the rich satisfying smell
of tobacco.
Marge, our new spokeperson, "El Viaje Misterioso...
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- Smithers: They're gaining on us, sir. We'll have to jettison something.
[Burns stares at him] It's been an honor... - Marge: [voice over] It all started on the thirteenth hour,
of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month... - Don't have a cow, Dad.
-- Bart,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
Homer bids farewell to an Albanian spy, "The Crepes... - Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly]...
