Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like
to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange
your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an
unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! [runs off]
Homer: Thank you. Come again.
-- Getting things off his chest, "You Only Move Twice"
to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange
your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an
unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! [runs off]
Homer: Thank you. Come again.
-- Getting things off his chest, "You Only Move Twice"
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Nice work,
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